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work bathroom

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i find it harder to use the bathroom at work than i do at home.
i find it harder to use the bathroom at a fastfood place than the bathroom at work.
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ragdollnamedgary


ever have that icecream? chocolate devotion, that is. it's from coldstone creamery. it's the best icecream. ever. except for space icecream..that stuff is awesome.



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yeah. something like that.



it came from outterspace!
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le questions!

3 min read
1.smoked a cigarette: tried it once.
2.smoked a cigar: never.
3.made out with a member of the same sex: no.
4.crashed a friend's car: almost.
5.stolen a car: no.
6.been in love: yes.
7.been dumped: yes.
8.shoplifted: once.
9.been fired: no.
10.been in a fight: with my brother.
11.snuck out of your house: yes.
12.had feelings for someone who didnt have them back: indeed.
13.been arrested: nope.
14.made out with a stranger: no.
15.gone on a blind date: once. it was  horrible.
16.lied to a friend: once upon a time i did.
17.had a crush on a teacher: no.
18.skipped school: who hasn't skipped one day?
19.slept with a co-worker: no.
20.seen someone die: no.
21.been on a plane: yep.
22.thrown up in a bar: no.
23.taken painkillers: motrin.
24.love someone or miss someone right now: yes.
25.laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by: no.
26.made a snow angel: yeah.
27.played dress up: no.
28.cheated while playing a game: yes.
29.been lonely: yeah.
30.fallen asleep at work/school: yep.
31.used a fake id: nope.
32.felt an earthquake: no.
33.touched a snake: once.
34.ran a red light: almost.
35.been suspended from school: nope.
36.had detention: once.
37.been in a car accident: yes.
38.hated the way you look: sometimes.
39.witnessed a crime: yeah.
40.pole danced: no.
41.been lost: a few times.
42.been to the opposite side of the country: yep.
43.felt like dying: when i was sick once.
44.cried yourself to sleep: i don't... alright, yes.
45.played cops and robbers: yeah.
46.karaoke: no way dude.
47.done something you told yourself you wouldn't: yes.
48.laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose: no.
49.caught a snowflake on your tongue: yes.
50.kissed in the rain: yeah.
51.sing in the shower: always.
52.made love in a park: no.
53.had a dream that you married someone: yeah.
54.glued your hand to something: not yet.
55.got your tongue stuck to a flag pole: hahaha. no.
56.worn the opposite sex's clothes: for halloween.
57.been a cheerleader: no.
58.sat on a roof top: yes.
59.didn't take a shower for a week: yeah.
60.ever too scared to watch scary movies alone: no
61.played chicken: no.
62.been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on: yup.
63.been told you're hot by a complete stranger: yes.
64.broken a bone: no.
65.been easily amused: of course.
66.laugh so hard you cry: laughed so hard i almost peed.
67.flashed someone: mooned someone.
68.cheated on a test: isn't this a repeat question?
69.forgotten someone's name: no.
70.slept naked: once or twice.
71.gone skinny dipping in a pool: nope.
72.been kicked out of your house: nope.
73.blacked out from drinking: yeah. once.
74.played a prank on someone: yeah.
75.gone to a late night movie: yep.
76.made love to anything not human: no.
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